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Greasy DeLorean Mechanic
09-30-2013, 03:44 PM
Don't know about your background, but I have a degree in criminal justice. When I did the final semester internship at the Scotland County Clerk of Court's office in 2005, small claims cases were being heard by district court judges. I assume they still are.

Bill Robertson
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NightFlyer
09-30-2013, 04:00 PM
Don't know about your background, but I have a degree in criminal justice. When I did the final semester internship at the Scotland County Clerk of Court's office in 2005, small claims cases were being heard by district court judges. I assume they still are.

Bill Robertson
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JD 2007
State and Federal Bar Admission 2008
LLM 2009

I'm not currently practicing though, as I've chosen to pursue a different career path.

In NC, small claims courts are a division of their parent district court, so a district court judge does indeed have the authority to hear small claims proceedings on either an original or appellate level jurisdiction. Some budget strapped courts or small volume courts will consolidate the position of the magistrate into the duties of the district court judges - not uncommon. But it would appear that small claims original jurisdiction is vested in the magistrates pursuant to Chapter 1 of the North Carolina Statutes.

stevedmc
09-30-2013, 04:17 PM
Yes, structure and procedure varies from state to state, which is why I premised my generalization...
Care to guess what my background is in... :p


Don't know about your background, but I have a degree in criminal justice.



JD 2007
State and Federal Bar Admission 2008
LLM 2009


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tom kish vin.4357
09-30-2013, 04:23 PM
Anyone else wonder which dog can pee last on this tree?

NightFlyer
09-30-2013, 04:29 PM
Oh geez!

For the record, I'm not trying to pick a fight with Bill. I'm merely trying to present accurate information to the community.

Greasy DeLorean Mechanic
09-30-2013, 04:36 PM
Doesn't phase me -- I'm the one who lives here.

Since we're throwing credentials around: I too have a graduate level degree, and ultimately passed state licensing exams three times in three different proficiency areas (math, science, social studies):
772

And I have a bad back.

Bill Robertson
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stevedmc
09-30-2013, 04:58 PM
Here are my credentials:

Associates in Applied Science (Southeastern Louisiana State University)
Bachelors in Individualized Studies with concentrations in business and computer science (Charter Oak State College)

Comptia A+ Certified Computer Tech
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator
Microsoft Certified Professional
Novell Certified Systems Administrator

I've also got some sort of certification for working on EMC storage arrays. I can't remember the fancy term for it though.

World traveler credentials:
Visited 31+ countries including North Korea, Turkey, and soon to be Iran
Visited each of the seven continents at least once
Been to each of the 50 states at least once
Bicycled across the great state of Florida (427 miles)
Canoed about 70 miles on the headwaters of the Mississippi River

I'm sure there is more but thats all I can think of regarding my credentials at the moment. Sorry guys.

NightFlyer
09-30-2013, 05:03 PM
Bill and Steve are DA MAN! :cool:

Duplicate Account
09-30-2013, 05:30 PM
*sub 100 IQ
*finished 7th grade
*I bungee cupholders to my center console

What do I win

NightFlyer
09-30-2013, 05:31 PM
*sub 100 IQ
*finished 7th grade
*I bungee cupholders to my center console

What do I win

A +1 from me with a smiley face :)

stevedmc
10-03-2013, 04:41 PM
What happened to Nightflyer's credentials? I thought he was supposed to be the smartest one.

Greasy DeLorean Mechanic
10-03-2013, 04:46 PM
He's a lawyer.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

183 congresspeople and both the president and vice president are lawyers....

Bill Robertson
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Greasy DeLorean Mechanic
10-03-2013, 04:57 PM
I can piss six and a half feet if my dick is hard.

You can't say "dick" on DMCToday (certainly not in the ex-wife/occasional ex-girlfriend thread).

Actually I guess you can say it there, but it's going to be a one sided conversation, if you know what I mean.

Bill Robertson
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NightFlyer
10-03-2013, 05:10 PM
He's a lawyer.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Bill Robertson
#5939

A good start! :p

Lawyer's suck!

NightFlyer
10-03-2013, 05:11 PM
I can piss six and a half feet if my dick is hard.

So, you really are compensating for something by owning a DeLorean :p

Greasy DeLorean Mechanic
10-03-2013, 07:10 PM
Obviously. Typically you buy a really good car to compensate for lack of manhood, but in this instance he bought a crappy one to keep his manhood in check.

Bill Robertson
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